spooky new stuff coming your way.
October 17, 2019
Comma comma comma comma comma chameleon
August 1, 2019
i'm basically everywhere in podcast land right now.
July 15, 2019
check out my new podcast.
July 2, 2019
no, easter isn't secretly pagan.
March 23, 2018
exciting news about murderous bears!
February 5, 2018
the saint who got barbecued alive.
January 13, 2018
what i've been up to lately.
January 9, 2018
that time the world didn't end in 1844.
November 3, 2017
the only reason you drink coffee is because 500 years ago a pope baptized some beans.
October 20, 2017
It's a good day to read my latest D-List Saints column, No, Easter Isn’t Pagan, Either: A Very D-List Saints Holiday Sequel (The Gritty Reboot). In it, you'll learn that, not only is Easter probably named after the goddess Ēostre, it's highly likely that no one ever worshiped the goddess Ēostre.
Well we're at it, here's some other stuff you might have missed from me:
The Time Communion Wafers and Wine Turned into Bloody Human Remains
How to Practice Virtue (by Chasing Hookers Away with Red-Hot Pokers)
How the Founder of American Evangelicalism Was Felled by Dirty Magazines